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Happy to See Me

from Arena of Shame (1989) by Carey's Problem

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He stuck his penis through the eye hole of a mask
It seemed short-sighted but I didn’t think to ask
Where are you going can I meet you after class?
What are you, deaf or something?

Is that a redwood tree
Is that a telephone pole
Is that a Lear jet
Is that a corn cob

Don’t wait up for me
This is gonna take a long time
And I wouldn’t wait for you
Well, maybe fifteen minutes

He stuck his tongue tip to the frozen metal fence
I couldn’t get him loose so I pulled down his pants
Where are you going may I please have the next dance?
What are you, blind or something?

Is that a redwood tree
Missile silo
Flagpole
Lighthouse

He stuck his fingers in too many cherry pies
He’s got a lotta dough but he can’t make it rise
Where are you going with your head between your thighs?
What are you, dead or something?

Redwood tree
Telephone pole
Evergreen
Eiffel Tower

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from Arena of Shame (1989), released November 11, 1989

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