If you knew me you wouldn’t like me
But I don’t like you anyway
I am sorry if I offended you
Let’s be friends. Go out and play.
Mudpies are fun when they dry in the sun
We throw them at cars. They crash and then we run
Whenever I see you smile. It makes my life worthwhile
So what, you have MPD. It just means more friends for me.
In the playground you get a lot of wax in your ears , dirt in your toes
You’re what kids would call a grubby girl but to me you’re my Eskimo.
You’re always there to get me out of scrapes.
Remember that TV marathon of Planet of the Apes.
Whenever I see you smile. It makes my life worthwhile.
So what you have MPD. It just means more friends for me.
Now we’re old and we’ve got a couple of husbands who beat us constantly.
Despite the bills and kids we can’t feed our friendship’s retained it’s constancy.
Hurricanes hit trailer parks ‘least once a year.
I hope we both get hit and then we’ll disappear.
Whenever I see you smile.
It makes my life worthwhile.
So what you have MPD.
It just means more friends for me.
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